Christmas

      I love Christmas, but what about Thanksgiving? I mean stores like completely forget about Thanksgiving they just say something like this " Tis' the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la. Save 50% on all store items, and don't forget about the kids! Save hundreds on all Christmas gifts! " I mean seriously how do you think the turkey feels when he goes black friday shopping? I think it's also getting on my nerves now.  It's been going on year after year, and what is everybody doing?  Shopping like a happy elves! I mean thanksgiving is about being thankful for things you have. And all the turkey gets is his month taken away!

     I mean don't get me wrong I love Christmas but I like Thanksgiving too! I think store people should ask how the turkey feels now that every year the turkeys holiday isn't sponsored by stores. I think would say, " Oh I don't even gobblin' care anymore really. I just sit eating Christmas cookies. " Now that would be sad. Just sad. I think that who ever is managing stores should have a pep talk to turkeys and their right for a holiday like come on stores, thrown in a turkey sweater or something like that! Now Christmas I love. Presents. Cookies. And of course more cookies. But you know I was just talking to Jerry a turkey friend of mine, and this was our conversation. " Yo Jerry my man! " " Hey Soph. " " Why so glum? " " Oh you know. The stores (sniff sniff gobble gobble gobble) They forget ll about us Turkeys. " " Oh poor Jerry. "

     And on and on. It was so sad i starting crying to then I knew what had to be done. I had to write this story to show stores it's ok to celebrate Christmas just give one month to the turkeys! Ok this what I mean decorate the stores with christmas and then have thanksgiving barf on it! That is the most simple logic ever NOW WHO'S WITH ME! Thank you for reading and remember next thanksgiving bring a giant turkey. And use the command Barf! and fwala! Thanksgiving!